tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38483177292263723472012-02-16T00:33:00.473-08:00sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-10809407493568286802008-12-28T07:18:00.000-08:002008-12-28T07:22:25.716-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SVeZpam8O4I/AAAAAAAAAGg/tEh2Ds-jwkI/s1600-h/P1170009.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284861624538905474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SVeZpam8O4I/AAAAAAAAAGg/tEh2Ds-jwkI/s400/P1170009.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-1080940749356828680?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-41315976164813360662008-11-16T04:48:00.000-08:002008-11-16T04:57:57.893-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAW5aLYMmI/AAAAAAAAAGI/0v6xqTvv1F8/s1600-h/Imagen017.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAW5aLYMmI/AAAAAAAAAGI/0v6xqTvv1F8/s400/Imagen017.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269236739558879842" border="0" /></a>Este es el cartel del "Aquàrium de Barcelona", en el que pone "¡VEN A DORMIR CON LOS TIBURONES!"<br /><br />Analizemos la cara del tiburón de obseso sexual:<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAXgx_pobI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/Lb6F3L6Pj1A/s1600-h/TAUR%C3%93.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 294px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAXgx_pobI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/Lb6F3L6Pj1A/s400/TAUR%C3%93.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269237415967039922" border="0" /></a>Y la cara de... ¿Asombro? Del pobre niño. ¿De qué se asombraría? Podríamos hacer una regla de tres, pero creemos que no va a ser necesario.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAX9qKsAaI/AAAAAAAAAGY/eBmGKMBDNak/s1600-h/NEN.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 149px; height: 178px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAX9qKsAaI/AAAAAAAAAGY/eBmGKMBDNak/s400/NEN.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269237912082055586" border="0" /></a>¿Qué coño van a hacer un tiburón y un niño EN UNA CAMA -por si no lo habéis podido apreciar-? Denunciaremos al ayuntamiento.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(No nos denunciéis a nosotras por la mierda de calidad de imagen.)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-4131597616481336066?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-5384504568801631002008-11-16T04:39:00.000-08:002008-11-16T04:46:48.796-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAUr-X7hWI/AAAAAAAAAFo/9ESoAlLLH94/s1600-h/RIMG0319.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAUr-X7hWI/AAAAAAAAAFo/9ESoAlLLH94/s400/RIMG0319.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269234309733778786" border="0" /></a>Bien, éste es un regalo que te daban al salir de ver el stand de Múrcia, en la ya conocida en nuestro blog ExpoZaragoza 08. Veamos lo que pone:<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAVMA2i3zI/AAAAAAAAAF4/Z9ZoNAB4-9w/s1600-h/RIMG0320.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAVMA2i3zI/AAAAAAAAAF4/Z9ZoNAB4-9w/s400/RIMG0320.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269234860154871602" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">"Comunicar es poner en común, participar y compartir. Los vasos comunicantes son un juego infantil que esconde el arte del diálogo: transmitir una idea a otro que está preparado para escucharte, y concentrado en percibir tus palabras, sin la urgencia de interrumpirte, sea cual sea la respuesta."<br /><br /></span><span><span>Pero, vamos a ver...</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAV1miTiuI/AAAAAAAAAGA/B7MfJbmvpYE/s1600-h/RIMG0322.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSAV1miTiuI/AAAAAAAAAGA/B7MfJbmvpYE/s400/RIMG0322.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269235574645164770" border="0" /></a>¡QUE SON UNOS PUTOS VASOS DE PLÁSTICO CON UN MALDITO HILO DE COSER DE LOS CHINOS!<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-538450456880163100?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-38012853020954804802008-11-16T04:33:00.000-08:002008-11-16T04:48:56.892-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSATbpSflfI/AAAAAAAAAFg/WsSQtjqe99U/s1600-h/Imagen023.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SSATbpSflfI/AAAAAAAAAFg/WsSQtjqe99U/s400/Imagen023.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269232929684297202" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Tallar homes - Tallar nens (Peluquería en Gerona)<br /><br /></span></span></span>¡CORTAMOS PERSONAS POR UN MODICO PRECIO DE...!<br />- Hombres, 10€<br />- Niños, 7€<br /><br />¿Con qué depilarán?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-3801285302095480480?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-48310305482785110102008-11-06T10:24:00.000-08:002008-11-06T10:35:10.605-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SRM4Ar-hNbI/AAAAAAAAAFY/f6XWkm9IM-Q/s1600-h/P1130184.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265613973782345138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SRM4Ar-hNbI/AAAAAAAAAFY/f6XWkm9IM-Q/s400/P1130184.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />Deberíais controlar más la bebida...<br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-4831030548278511010?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-51909176861148611282008-10-15T07:54:00.000-07:002008-11-13T05:43:16.869-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SPYFVAi-QsI/AAAAAAAAAFI/UuD2TRJ95as/s1600-h/P1160472.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257395473483711170" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SPYFVAi-QsI/AAAAAAAAAFI/UuD2TRJ95as/s400/P1160472.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sí amigos, este es el nuevo papel de váter que regala el Jueves, la revista.<br /><br /><br />Aunque limpiarse el culo con más mierda...<br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-5190917686114861128?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-27918725555537141282008-10-09T09:27:00.000-07:002008-11-13T05:44:01.181-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SO4ygAXF1AI/AAAAAAAAAFA/2WjFmuW-B2s/s1600-h/P1160451.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255193340622001154" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SO4ygAXF1AI/AAAAAAAAAFA/2WjFmuW-B2s/s400/P1160451.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">[Paródia del suceso paranormal de "Las caras de Bélmez": fenómeno que se produce desde 1971 en el suelo de la vivienda de, ya fallecida, María Gómez, donde aparecían manchas de rostros humanos.]<br /></span><br />Pués en este caso aparecen pollas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-2791872555553714128?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-67389088450135084702008-10-05T03:59:00.000-07:002008-10-05T04:08:22.638-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SOieNa6U38I/AAAAAAAAAEg/Lv2PVKuHZKo/s1600-h/DROGUES+SU%C3%91ER%21.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SOieNa6U38I/AAAAAAAAAEg/Lv2PVKuHZKo/s400/DROGUES+SU%C3%91ER%21.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253622918727131074" border="0" /></a><br />¿Eres un yonki insaciable que esnifa tiza de la pared porque ya te has comido lo que quedaba de pintura?<br />¿Estás harto ya de tanta tiza y quieres esnifar buena coca?<br />¿Crees que tu pared es muy sosa y que le vendrían bien tonalidades rosadas con muñequitos diminutos azules que aseguras siempre ver?<br />Tranquilos, tenemos la solución. ¡Abierta ya la tienda DROGAS Y PINTURAS SUÑER!<br />No lo dudéis amigos,<br /><br />DRÓGATE BIEN, SÓLO EN DROGAS Y PINTURAS SUÑER<br />(Cerrada temporalmente por personal colocado)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />QUÉ BELLA ES GERONA. QUÉ HERMOSA TIENDA A LA ENTRADA DE LA RAMBLA.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-6738908845013508470?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-32727277721371025332008-10-04T07:16:00.000-07:002008-10-04T07:19:37.381-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SOd7T9IBXAI/AAAAAAAAAEY/PHzaoNJJChA/s1600-h/vayakeduro.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SOd7T9IBXAI/AAAAAAAAAEY/PHzaoNJJChA/s400/vayakeduro.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253303073106910210" border="0" /></a>INCULTOS.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-3272727772137102533?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-42790240401446967302008-10-03T15:44:00.001-07:002008-10-03T16:47:02.666-07:00El otro dia fuímos al supermercado a comprar (¿qué otra cosa se puede hacer allí?). Nos paramos en la sección de tintes para el pelo y eso fué con lo primero que nos encontramos:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253067067597283154" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SOakqoFwX1I/AAAAAAAAAEI/guvICwkqJuk/s400/P1150463.JPG" border="0" /><br />¿Castaño<strong> bambi</strong>? ¿que mierda color es ese? Lo primero que se nos pasó por la cabeza fué hacer una regla de tres con otros posibles colores para el pelo<strong>:<br /><br /></strong><span style="color:#c0c0c0;"><span style="color:#999999;">- castaño rey león<br />- castaño petter pan<br />- castaño cenicienta<br />- castaño sirenita 1<br />- castaño sirenita 2<br />- castaño pinocho<br />- castaño en busca del valle encantado 1<br />- castaño en busca del valle encantado 2<br />- castaño en busca del valle encantado 3<br />- castaño en busca del puto valle encantadotuputamadre tropecientosmilcuatro<br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><br /><br />Y luego ya, lo que nos dejó rotas, fueron estos colores:<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253075015588269762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SOar5QqeTsI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/ov9k7MetfpM/s400/loreal.jpg" border="0" /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">A ver, pausa, un momento, stop.<br />¿Qué diferencia hay entre:</span><br /><br />-rubio clarisimo<br />-rubio claro claro<br />-rubio ultra claro<br />-super rubio muy claro<br />-rubio muy muy claro<br />-rubio extra-claro,<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">eh? porqué que el color es rubio claro nos lo han dejado clarisimo. (dejo el chiste al aire)<br /><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-4279024040144696730?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-29282463870297425232008-10-01T07:43:00.000-07:002008-10-04T01:18:18.599-07:00Para sacar de dudas a la gente:<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SOOObjY3N8I/AAAAAAAAAEA/tmL2g66tgDU/s1600-h/P1150996.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252198194451265474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SOOObjY3N8I/AAAAAAAAAEA/tmL2g66tgDU/s400/P1150996.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />SÍ, ESTE BLOG ES <strong>NUESTRO</strong>.<br />Entendemos que os confundais, ya que la zebra de la derecha solo sale en una foto y encima desenfocada.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-2928246387029742523?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-63043035520073408612008-08-30T06:00:00.000-07:002008-10-04T01:17:23.097-07:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-6e409f9f053ad5e3" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D6e409f9f053ad5e3%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331997569%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3354427EABD04F5F581ABD340E56FD69DEC0F1B6.36261490CB80D4BDC042E91ED55B7552FDC891E3%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6e409f9f053ad5e3%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DatLc6C4b3mJjnIVDIpyqgmi_y-g&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D6e409f9f053ad5e3%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331997569%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3354427EABD04F5F581ABD340E56FD69DEC0F1B6.36261490CB80D4BDC042E91ED55B7552FDC891E3%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6e409f9f053ad5e3%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DatLc6C4b3mJjnIVDIpyqgmi_y-g&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-6304303552007340861?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-41314846697414201482008-08-28T03:22:00.001-07:002008-10-04T01:17:37.640-07:00<p>Esto es lo que me he encontrado en una de las revistas "La guía del niño":<br /></p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239521424574890498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLaE-bjVwgI/AAAAAAAAADY/HTtR-JxAG3c/s400/P1150153.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Estos són los primeros diez años del niño, pero... ¿y los diez años siguientes? ¿Qué os encontrareis? Pues aquí os dejamos "La guía del chico adolescente":<br /><br /><span style="color:#999999;"><strong>10-12 años</strong>. Te pide la bici.<br /><br /><strong>12-14 años</strong>. Te pide la play station.<br /><br /><strong>14-15 años</strong>. Te pide dinero para salir con los amigos.<br /><br /><strong>15-16 años</strong>. Te pide un portatil para trabajar (ver porno).<br /><br /><strong>17-18 años</strong>. Te pide que aceptes a su novia tal y como es (tonta, pija y fea).<br /><br /><strong>18-19 años</strong>. Cuando por fin te acostumbras a la tonta, pija y fea de su novia te dice que la ha dejado y te pide una moto.<br /><br /><strong>19-x años</strong>. Cuando puede vivir de sus hijos la sanguijuela se va de casa.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-4131484669741420148?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-83315710153802096972008-08-27T15:27:00.000-07:002008-10-04T01:18:06.274-07:00Manual de instrucciones.<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-508c711ef2c5ebe2" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v5.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D508c711ef2c5ebe2%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331997569%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D395F010B5B9F0F254C2B0720E84E28624EFF798A.677B9447A649ADECA9CF196507CF06C54E972299%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D508c711ef2c5ebe2%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DDlgOZkYPtYbQ8dn4cZoHKes93cQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v5.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D508c711ef2c5ebe2%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331997569%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D395F010B5B9F0F254C2B0720E84E28624EFF798A.677B9447A649ADECA9CF196507CF06C54E972299%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D508c711ef2c5ebe2%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DDlgOZkYPtYbQ8dn4cZoHKes93cQ&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><br />¡Ale, hasta tenéis fotos del rodaje!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLXVkiuA3ZI/AAAAAAAAADI/WgIAH8Vjyk4/s1600-h/RIMG0046.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239328565287247250" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; WIDTH: 230px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 172px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLXVkiuA3ZI/AAAAAAAAADI/WgIAH8Vjyk4/s400/RIMG0046.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Directora. Guionista. Cámara. Redactora. Técnica de sonido. Técnica de luces. Maquilladora. Encargada de la escenografia. Barrendera. Y un largo etcétera.<br />(Sí, hay crisis.)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLXWCHEpLrI/AAAAAAAAADQ/sG_Od4GuxQg/s1600-h/RIMG0043.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239329073262046898" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; WIDTH: 229px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 172px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLXWCHEpLrI/AAAAAAAAADQ/sG_Od4GuxQg/s400/RIMG0043.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Actriz nominada al oscar de más encantadora delante una cámara, ¡Benito Camelas!-transexual, aclaramos-<br /><br /><br />"Mi papá me dijo que llegaría muy lejos...chupando pollas."<br /><br /><br /><br />Las críticas lo dejan como "<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"> Gran defecación, producto de un atrofiamiento general de la mayoría de las neuronas que existen y en este caso, dejaron de exisitir. Para ser breves, una puta mierda."<br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><br /></span>PD. Pero las tías estan mas buenas que la carne que echa mi madre en las lentejas.<br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><br /><br /></span></span>Bueno, es nuestro primer film de arte moderno, ya se sabe. Hay gente que no aprecia lo bueno. INCULTOS.<br /><br /><br /><br />Rezad para que no salga la segunda parte.<br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-8331571015380209697?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-67225634085580784322008-08-27T06:33:00.000-07:002008-10-04T01:18:51.463-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLVX5uzCmyI/AAAAAAAAAC4/AK4AQwlB4Jc/s1600-h/RIMG0039.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239190390841711394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLVX5uzCmyI/AAAAAAAAAC4/AK4AQwlB4Jc/s400/RIMG0039.JPG" border="0" /></a>Recuerde, a 10 metros, la puta del carrilete.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLVYMC2-t1I/AAAAAAAAADA/brqL4Ckm9EE/s1600-h/RIMG0040.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239190705464588114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLVYMC2-t1I/AAAAAAAAADA/brqL4Ckm9EE/s400/RIMG0040.JPG" border="0" /></a> <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">(¡Y era cierto!)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-6722563408558078432?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-28079060097578606182008-08-27T06:30:00.000-07:002008-10-04T01:19:05.068-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLVXU3ppL4I/AAAAAAAAACw/0Yk9IP7T778/s1600-h/Imagen015.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239189757563056002" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLVXU3ppL4I/AAAAAAAAACw/0Yk9IP7T778/s400/Imagen015.jpg" border="0" /></a>Lo que se encuentra uno por la calle, oye. De lo más normal.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-2807906009757860618?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-3183300167071043812008-08-26T11:34:00.000-07:002008-10-04T01:19:20.656-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLRNhWayxqI/AAAAAAAAACo/w0RsdqSP0YQ/s1600-h/P1130423.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238897501887710882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLRNhWayxqI/AAAAAAAAACo/w0RsdqSP0YQ/s400/P1130423.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><br />¡HA! ¿¡QUIÉN QUIERE UNA PLAY STATION AHORA!?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-318330016707104381?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-54160788865896147872008-08-26T09:53:00.000-07:002008-10-04T01:19:35.364-07:00Una mezcla entre Chuqui y la niña de la Exorcista... en versión playboy.<br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-eaa5fcd1e82529e1" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Deaa5fcd1e82529e1%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331997569%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D710C0F1CCD6360767FCD39DFECAC450F8F1207EF.5B86F3F17BA06707AE823B5185F71DE3D32639A0%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Deaa5fcd1e82529e1%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DGptofipEIVpO-_u21kdJnTunPLg&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Deaa5fcd1e82529e1%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331997569%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D710C0F1CCD6360767FCD39DFECAC450F8F1207EF.5B86F3F17BA06707AE823B5185F71DE3D32639A0%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Deaa5fcd1e82529e1%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DGptofipEIVpO-_u21kdJnTunPLg&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><br /><br /><br />¿Ultimamente no echais de menos a Barbie?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-5416078886589614787?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-14063116726617482712008-08-24T02:49:00.001-07:002008-10-04T01:19:49.202-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLEvA7sfMzI/AAAAAAAAACg/nozhwGNCtoY/s1600-h/uyhtrfhbbtrf6mn7.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238019534679388978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLEvA7sfMzI/AAAAAAAAACg/nozhwGNCtoY/s400/uyhtrfhbbtrf6mn7.png" border="0" /></a><br /><br />La dueña seguramente se seca el pelo con el perro y saca a pasear la toalla. ¿Quien notaria la diferencia?<br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-1406311672661748271?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-26941609909514377312008-08-23T05:27:00.001-07:002008-10-04T01:20:04.096-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLAC87tIrYI/AAAAAAAAABk/u6vUW0RrJVU/s1600-h/todos+tenemos+un+lugar+en+el+mundo.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237689612474297730" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SLAC87tIrYI/AAAAAAAAABk/u6vUW0RrJVU/s400/todos+tenemos+un+lugar+en+el+mundo.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br />Pues aquí una prueba que demuestra lo perezosa que puede llegar a ser la gente. ¿Qué le costaba llegar hasta la basura? ¿Qué pasa, qué antes de llegar se tropezó con una caca de perro, perdió el equilibrio y se golpeó con la cabeza contra el suelo produciendo así tal conmoción cerebral que le causó la perdida de memoria a nuestro amigo y le hizo olvidar el porqué de una lata vacía en su mano? Creo que no.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-2694160990951437731?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-41192335293520309072008-08-23T02:53:00.001-07:002008-10-04T01:20:18.510-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SK_eUIBhLpI/AAAAAAAAABc/OrVQqKZjgKU/s1600-h/RIMG0070.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237649328987778706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SK_eUIBhLpI/AAAAAAAAABc/OrVQqKZjgKU/s400/RIMG0070.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />Viagra fluvi en camino<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848317729226372347-4119233529352030907?l=noresolvimoselputocuboderubrik.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sinconservanteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306104147430823185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848317729226372347.post-19958128519825009302008-08-23T02:18:00.000-07:002008-10-04T01:20:31.188-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SK_XXOmlDfI/AAAAAAAAABU/91a72yczO7E/s1600-h/gandalf.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237641685712047602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Yuaxv_JTLo/SK_XXOmlDfI/AAAAAAAAABU/91a72yczO7E/s400/gandalf.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Señoras y señores, quien dijo que El Señor de los Anillos fue inventado en 1954? No, amigos, aqui podemos ver que es mentira. Ya se habia cojido esa idea mucho antes, e incluso ya se habia pintado en algún cuadro, pues en esta obra de arte podemos ver dibujado al Ojo de Sauron, conspirando... acechando a su presa con su aguda vista (como no, el pobre, es lo único que tiene) y dejando caer su rabia y todo su poder en ella. 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